He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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