glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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