i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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