On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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