We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
