I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my being single is dangerous.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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