i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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