Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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