I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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