you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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