Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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