I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Oh god it's open bar.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I have post one night stand depression
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