so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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