If that was your dad, he is hot
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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