We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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