Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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