That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wish i was in the wii world.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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