he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
