So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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