I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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