Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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