sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize