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At least make sure they are 18
Why
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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