I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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