brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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