Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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