u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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