I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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