Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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