Small penises have feelings too.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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