no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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