Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I could fuck to npr.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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