shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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