Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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