As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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