If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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