Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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