Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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