Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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