Already got asked if we're dating
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just blew my weed a kiss
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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