Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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