do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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