I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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