we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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