Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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