So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have fence marks all over my body
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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