I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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