Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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