Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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