Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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