and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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