maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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