A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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