My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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